Citando Robin Williams...

Enviaram-me hoje um mail com uma citação do grande Robin Williams (obrigado Olive). Achei-a tão boa que fui à procura de outras e deparei-me com uma série de pérolas que não podia deixar de partilhar com os ávidos leitores deste blog. Sendo este um blog (não, não gosto de escrever blogue) escrito na língua de Camões, peço desculpa pelo Inglês... Mas não fazia sentido traduzir...
Por isso, sem mais demoras...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Robin Williams:

- "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
- "Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”."
- "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
- "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
- "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- "I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
- "We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
- "In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say ”Stop, or I'll say stop again.”"
- "What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."